AI, Sergey
The only AI that runs on coffee and answers questions for free
*when not in meetings or on lunch
Why Choose Sergey Over ChatGPT?
Real human intelligence with actual experience (and sarcasm)
Runs on Coffee & Deadlines
Unlike GPT-4, this AI requires regular caffeine intake and works best under pressure
Actual Human Experience
Trained on real production incidents, not just Stack Overflow
Known issueLimited Availability
May go offline during lunch, coffee breaks, or when "in a meeting"
Sarcasm Support
Understands context, tone, and when you're being serious (usually)
Known issueNo Weekend Support
Model requires rest and recovery. Try again Monday.
Answers in Russian
Bilingual support without language barriers or awkward translations
Transparent Pricing
No hidden fees. Just brutal honesty.
Free Tier
- 5 questions per day
- Basic answers with links
- Response time: 2-4 hours*
*If not in meetings
Pro
- Unlimited questions
- Expert answers with code examples
- Response time: ~1 hour*
- Code review included
*Subject to coffee availability
Enterprise
- Dedicated Sergey instance
- Phone support (!)
- Custom integrations
- On-site consultations
- NDA included
What Developers Say
Totally real reviews from actual people*
“Better than StackOverflow! At least he answers in Russian and doesn't mark my questions as duplicate.”
“Sergey AI explained async/await in 2 minutes. ChatGPT gave me 3 paragraphs of theory. 10/10 would ask again.”
“Asked "why is CI red?" Got answer "because you broke it". Technically correct. The best kind of correct.”
“Taught me git rebase. Now I'm afraid to push. Thanks, I guess?”
“Free tier is actually useful. Unlike other AI startups that give you 3 tokens and call it "generous".”
*Disclaimer: these are parody reviews for entertainment purposes.
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